Jobs Demotivational Poster
STEVE JOBS -
War On Work -
COMMON SENSE ? -
CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...
GLOBAL RECESSION -
MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.
FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.
HIGH PAYING JOBS -
IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original
SCOTTY - Beam me up. There is no intelligent life here.
THIS - is the son of Jor-El
LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.
JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.
QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!
THAT ONE MOMENT - When you think, did they really just say that?
IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.
CHOOSING A PET - Gary soon realized that Taking Your Pet to Work Day would of been much easier with a dog.
WORK HOURS - I love my job! Great work hours, incredible benefits... but the pay sucks!
FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?
ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.
THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -
DEATH AWAITS YOU WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH -
STEVE JOBS MORE THAN A MAN -
JUST....ONE MORE VERSION?... -
JOB CUTS - Shouldn't Congress be subject to them too?
JOBS - all the good ones are taken.
DID YOU KNOW? - That americas greatest export is technology? Thats why your job is now in china. Because we dont make what ever you made any more
EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS - When your boss never gets off your back.
PROFESSIONAL SAND CASTLE CONSTRUCTION - My Guidance Counselor Lied
THE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN DEITY - The omniscient and omnipotent one with the perfect plan, whose perfect plan was thwarted when one of his creations teamed with another of his creations...
SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER -
REST IN PEACE - Steve Jobs, 1955 - 2011
DAMNIT.. FOILED AGAIN - I'll get you next time, Jobs. Next time!
BLUE CHICKS - I Heard She Gives Good "Blue Jobs".
APPLE'S ISHAVE - There's nothing that Steve Jobs can't think of
Remember When -
It Takes All Kinds -
New Rules For Welfare. -
The Bright Side -
IS IT BAD DOCTOR - You're toast Steve ...
I-PHONE APPS - finally one that doesn't suck! (Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Jobs!)
the dreaded shelf-facer -
THE SAD THING IS - That somebody, somewhere, is going to believe this.
YEP. IT'S TIME, - to tap into the federal reserves of Morgan Freeman
BILL GATES -
GOVERNMENT JOBS.. - Applying to them is this easy... aren't you glad these guys are the ones in charge???
STIMULUS PACKAGE - President Obama announces the creation of 2,500 new jobs in the San Fransisco metro area.
Dirty Jobs -
I Was Going To Make Some Jokes About the Unemployed -
Common Sense -
United States Postal Service -
Reality Hidden With Wording -